Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Speed Bump Number 100



 
Birthdays
Are Mother Natures speed bumps
Reminding us
We are moving slower
But
Always remember to drive cautiously
And
You will live to see
Speed bump 100

Saturday, July 23, 2011

The Holy Blanket




Go in peace
May the Lord
Keep you near
His heart
For now and forever

Remember
That the Lord is your blanket
Keeping you warm and safe
From the evils
Hiding behind the clouds
Waiting
To cool the uncovered soul
So always remember
To cozy up to him
Staying nice and warm
Keeping evil creatures of the night
Away from you

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Charlie the Vampire Flea



 
I saw a flea
Begging for a morsel of food to eat
It was bouncing between the air bubbles
As they came
From beneath the gills of the Angel fish
I gave this flea
That I saw a name

I have never seen a flea in a fish tank
Before

But
This creature that I saw was a flea
Yes in deed he was
A flea with air tanks
Attached to his back
Ready to chump down
On any a piece of fish he saw
Even if it met
He would drown

It might be funny to some
To see a flea
Swimming in a fish tank
Looking for food
As it bounces between air bubbles
But
It is no laughing matter
To this flea
He has not eaten
For over a day and half

So
Please beware
Be cautions of what you put in your fish tank
You may accidentally release a flea in it
A vamping flea
Ready to suck the blood out of all your fish
If you are not careful
And
If you don’t put garlic around the top of the tank
Because it smells

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

The Cycle of Life


In the beginning
There was a mud puddle
In the middle of the mud puddle
There was a foot print
As time past
The foot print became hard

Then
The magical clear water appeared
It was blue in color in the middle
On the outskirts near the edge
It was green

As more time past
The clear water became populated
With creatures

The foot print could no longer be seen
And
By this time
The mud puddle
Had transformed itself into a pool of water
Not knowing what to do 
At the bottom of the pool 
 The foot print sat
Waiting
patiently 
For the mud to come back

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Sign of the Times





The spider
By the name of Ted
Is my buddy
We share the same room
The same food
The same air

We live near the mall
In an abandon building
Our bed is an old bill board

I can’t read what it says
It’s hard to make it out

But
I think its says
Going out of business
Everything must go

We have been living here
For about a year
It is our home
Our paradise

A Doctors Visit



The most agonizing part
About a Doctors visit
Is waiting
For the pharmacy
To fill
Your must need prescription
Before the end of the year

How A Plague Begins


The mystery of life
Lies
In the type of bite
One gets
On the back of the neck
From a non immunized mosquito

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Kitty Bed




Kittens purr
Kittens cry
But
They will always
Have a home
Near the Kitty Box