The Spaghetti Worm

They wiggle they squirm

They have eyes

In the back of their heads

They seldom die

When they are eaten

What are they

What is this creature

That is as straight as a piece of string

What would process

Any one to eat this creature

This string cheese animal

That is a thousand years old

Well

I don’t know

But

I do know its name

This straight edge piece of looking string

By the name of spaghetti

It loves to wriggle and squirm

As it is eaten

It pretends to be food

But in reality

It is a pasta worm

Ready to drill a hole

Into a brain of an innocent kitten

That may happen to pass by

This evil creature with no legs

But

With eyes in the back of its head

Creates a living hell for those that happen to eat it

So I say beware

Don’t eat it

Don’t’ even talk to it

Let it die and let it be

It feeds on your emotions

So just walk by and not notice it

It will die

This creature by the name of spaghetti

Forty Three and Counting

Never fear of getting older

Just think of yourself

As a bottle of an expensive wine

And with every year that passes

Allowing

A new position to be taken

Making sure that the sediment

Does not spoil your disposition

So

Happy birthday

And may your beautiful self shine through

The clouds of age that try to blemish your

Smiling face