I was sitting down one day
When a spider came trickling
Down from the ceiling
And sat next to me
Its eyes were a deep red
And
Letting curiosity get the better of me
I asked the spider
What the problem was
He replied
I have allergies
Being a meek well mannered man
I was starting to show some concern
For this red eyed creature
Suddenly
I was staring down the barrel of an assault rifle
My meekness
By this time had faded
The spider began to speak again
I heard no sound but instead
I saw a tear running down his face
I spoke to this monster and I said
Sit down or be squished
Now
I have no fear
The creature is gone and the sneezing is no more
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